A little three-year-old boy is sitting on the toilet. After a while, his Mother realizes he has been on the potty too long, so she goes to investigate.
When she cracks the door, she sees her little boy "reading" a book. "How sweet" she thinks. Not wanting to disturb him, she starts to close the door.
Before she can get the door shut, she sees her son put the book down, grasp the left side of the toilet, and hit himself on the right side of his head.
Too curious not to ask, Mom opens the door and says "What are you doing?"
Without hesitation, son says "Trying to poo. But it's not coming out."
"But why are you hitting yourself on the head?" asks Mom.
"It works for ketchup."
None of the Nowell boys did or said this, I just thought it was too cute not to share.