You know you live in a male household when you hear the following statement come from your husband, who is observing/assisting/watching the boys in the shower, and simultaneously yell-begging them:
"PLEASE DON'T PEE ON YOUR BROTHER!!!!!*"
Something in my Mommy DNA tells me we need separate bath times.
*If you would believe an ancient episode of Friends, urine is the "cleanest" bodily fluid. Somehow, that isn't even remotely calming when this kind of things happens.