It's August! And I haven't.written.a.thing.
So, because life is too hectic for me to write something totally original at the moment, let me give you this beauty. As always, the disclaimer: I DIDN'T WRITE THIS. DON'T KNOW WHO DID. IF IT'S YOURS, LET ME KNOW AND I'LL TOTALLY GIVE YOU CREDIT.
Since this made me laugh out loud, I figure you might like it as well.
Shortest College Essay
A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were that the story must contain the following three things:
Below is the only A+ short story in the entire class:
"Good God, I'm pregnant; I wonder who did it?"