Saturday, June 25, 2011

FMA?

Overheard in the car this morning...

Nickels:  "How about this?  It's a pillow!  It's a pet!  It's a real, live dragon!  Introducing the pillow pet that's a dragon!  It breathes real fire, so don't lay on it's head.  On sale now for one installment of $9.99 and five installments of $2 million each." 

And, then, in a low, deep voice:  "Since all dragons are different, results may vary."

Then Hooman chimed in:  "Or...It's a pillow!  It's a pet!  It's a komodo dragon pet!  Introducing the pillow that's a komodo dragon.  But, watch our for that spit because it will paralyze you.  And then, eat you alive!"

And, then, in a low, deep voice:  "Not recommended for children under 42."

Future Marketers of America?

You ain't got nothing on my boys.

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