Not Now-ell

Musings of a conservative Christian Mom on the cutting edge of sarcasm and wit

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

I feel like I am tripping through life on the fumes of sanity. -MommaJ

Posted by MommaJ at 1:53 AM

MommaJ: I am the ADD-riddled Momma of three growing boys and one husband. We coexist with two slightly spoiled dogs, one tail-less cat, a Teddy Bear hamster (and two who are buried in the backyard), and ONE fish named "Red" (because he's, well, RED and we're just flat tired of naming animals.)

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