Friday, January 1, 2010

Send Quarters, Please

Today begins the big resolution to stop cussing. Cursing. Swearing.

No more dirty words, expletives, four-letter words, no-no's, obscenities, profanities, swear words.

Gone is my foul-mouth, dirty talk, and bad language.

From now on, it costs me a quarter to utter a profanity. Or write one. Or type one. Or think one.

Dang. It's going to be an EXPENSIVE YEAR in the Nowell house.

2 comments:

  1. So the perrenial question: "is 'dang' a curse word"? ;-$

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  2. No. No. No. Neither is shoot. I'm already $2.25 into man, cut me some slack.....

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