Overheard in the car this morning...
Nickels: "How about this? It's a pillow! It's a pet! It's a real, live dragon! Introducing the pillow pet that's a dragon! It breathes real fire, so don't lay on it's head. On sale now for one installment of $9.99 and five installments of $2 million each."
And, then, in a low, deep voice: "Since all dragons are different, results may vary."
Then Hooman chimed in: "Or...It's a pillow! It's a pet! It's a komodo dragon pet! Introducing the pillow that's a komodo dragon. But, watch our for that spit because it will paralyze you. And then, eat you alive!"
And, then, in a low, deep voice: "Not recommended for children under 42."
Future Marketers of America?
You ain't got nothing on my boys.
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