An excited boy came running through the restaurant, toward his Mom and Dad, who were finished paying the bill and were within 10 feet of the exit.
He couldn't contain his excitement as he screamed, right in front of two booths of diners, "DAD! I have to poo!"
His Mom, who was about to explode with laughter, raised her chin to avert the gaze of the patrons and moved a little quicker toward the exit, leaving her husband to deal with the embarrassment.
And, if you guessed that Mom was me?
You'd be right.
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