over the last two decades America has been in love with at least two women, Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian, who have butts even bigger than mine.
Sure, I don't have the hair, the face, or singing or acting or flirting talent to match theirs. And I sure don't have a private jet or a Bentley.
But, hey! Glass half full alert: I do have a big butt!* Just like Kim and Jennifer!!!
Somehow, that just gives me gobs of hope.
*Commenting on this FACT is not worth it. If you take the "You don't have a big butt" stance, I'll feel the need to get a tape measure out and have a little contest. It will end with the fact that I have a bigger butt than you do. And, I'll win. So, just give it up and don't comment, OK?
I am proud member of the big butt club. Glad to know that you are a member, too!
ReplyDeleteI expect someone to "discover" me and my big arse any day now...I'll remember you when I'm in Hollywood. :)
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