Mike works with a guy named Dennis Haskins. Quaint, English name, by all accounts. Seems pretty innocent until you add a Texas accent and say it quickly and it comes out like "Dennis Asskiss".
Oh, the humiliation and torture this guy must have endured throughout High School.
Is that a quarter?
ReplyDeleteSadly, yes. But I thought it was so funny that I was completely willing to throw myself on the sword for you people. Giving, aren't I?
ReplyDeleteThe sacrifice is admirable.
ReplyDeletetotally worth it, I agree...
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