Janet vs. Oprah

As Mike was panning past the Music Awards tonight, he noticed Janet Jackson was doing a montage of her career. He decided to stop and gander awhile.

The kids, meanwhile, were playing UNO on the floor of the bedroom. They didn't really care much about the TV because they were beating each other up with cards, but something about Janet's music made them stop and notice.

And that's when my sweet, older, extremely daytime-TV-ignorant son asked "Is that Oprah Winfrey dancing?"

Ouch.

It seems Janet has, ahem, put on a few pounds. But, enough to be confused with the Queen of Talk? I think not.

Well, at least one thing is for sure. Our kids have NOT been exposed to too much daytime TV. Or music videos.

Obviously.