"You look stupid and you are going to die single."
If one of your kids said that to another of your kids, how many seconds would it take to compose yourself so you could correct the one in the wrong?
It's not a trick question. I could have had five trillion seconds and I still would have lost it. In fact, I did.
That is one of the BEST comebacks I've ever heard in my life. Sadly, it was even appropriate at the time, as the one being chastised was acting like a baboon in heat.
But, still, "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." I am going to quote this Proverb to the quotemaker.
As soon as I can stop laughing.
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