Time: Morning.
Location: Kitchen.
Players: Mom and one unnamed son.
Son: Mom! (Pulling his underwear away from his body by the elastic and moving forward so I can see the contents.) When I wake up and I have to pee my penis is B-I-G. Then, after I go to the bathroom, it gets small.
He is totally excited about the fact that his penis gets big and gets small.
I'll check back with him on this in about 20 years and see if the small part is still as fun.
oh. my. god. so glad you got that down in writing...
ReplyDeleteI just love all the ammunition my kids are firing at me for their future rehearsal dinners....
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